What can you say when someone turns to you and says, ”You have a dirty mind!” Here are a few funny snappy comebacks that might get their attention. Vote for what you think is the best answer….You have a dirty mind

Good Comebacks

• You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
• Your secrets are always safe with me.
• You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
• I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.
• I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
• Someday you’ll go far.

10“I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesomeness.” This is a good answer to use when someone says you’re short, and you want to let them know that you’re still awesome.

1. I don’t have a dirty mind.
2. Yes I have a dirty mind and right now you are running through it naked.

Funny Responses to Rude Comments

1. Sorry fella, I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
2. Umm…pardon me, I wasn’t listening.
3. Ok.
4. That sounds weird coming from you.
5. Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
6. Whatever you say, hefe.
7. Sorry, I don’t understand what you’re saying.

Examples

• Angry or rude outbursts.
• Verbal threats.
• Swearing.
• Pushing or throwing objects.
• Bullying.
• Threat/infliction of physical force or conduct.

How to Deal with Rudeness

1. Show empathy and sympathy. This requires understanding why the person is being rude.
2. Call the person out on his behavior.
3. Don’t give airtime to the rude person.
4. Avoid the rude person.
5. Offer extra kindness.

7 Ways to Be Blunt Without Being Rude

1. Proceed with empathy.
2. Invite bluntness from others.
3. Be succinct and concrete.
4. Bridge understanding gaps.
5. Get comfortable with saying “No”
6. Practice.
7. Smile.

The reason why you act mean towards your crush is because you’re insecure of liking her, and because of being insecure you don’t like her. Because you don’t like her, and you’re a bully.

You can also view a video summary of these tips.

1. Start with why what you want to say is important.
2. Briefly describe what happened that felt hurtful or disrespectful.
3. Say how their behavior made you feel—the impact.
4. Ask for what you need going forward.
5. End by reinforcing why you are making this request.

Simply put, just agree with them. For example, if someone says, “you’re just a cruel person”; you can respond with, “yeah, sometimes I can be cruel”. This approach leaves your attacker with nothing else to say. It can be a great approach to help “take the wind out of the sails” of the aggressor.